Investing for your retirement

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth
 $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

 But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago,  drank all the beer,
 then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had     $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan