One for every day of the year. 365 excuses to get soused.
Examples:
July 11 Buffalo Bill Day. Saved our young nation from marauding bison. Buffalo Trace Whiskey.
July 24 National Tequila Day. AKA Wake Up In Jail Day. Tequila.
July 28 Hurricane Supplication Day (Virgin Islands). Fight fire with fire. Hurricanes.
August 9 National Polka Day. Doesn’t sound so bad if you’re really, really drunk. Steins of beer.
October 2 Groucho Marx’s Birthday (1890). “I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.” Country Club Malt Liquor.
October 31 Halloween. Suit up as a historical drunk. Zombie.
December 17 Wright Brothers take the 1st airplane flight at Kitty Hawk (1903). Soar like a drunken eagle. Grey Goose Vodka.
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