Paul Simon has a song called “50 Ways To Leave Your Lover” but he only gives us three or four (“Get off the bus, Gus” “Get a new plan, Dan” “Drop off the key, Lee”) which is a bit disappointing given the title. Any help? I’ve got some boyfriend issues to be dealing with here. Don’t let me down!—Diana R.
Here are just a few of the 45 reasons:
44. Feed her to a shark, Mark
39. Chop off his organ, Morgan
38. Throw her down a gorge, George
36. Fake your own death, Beth
29. Run him over with a trolley, Molly
26. Chisel off his knees, Louise
19. Select her sister for a mate, Nate
18. Try to poke her mom, Tom
10. Drown him off your yacht, Dot
7. Staple him to the bed, Fred
The list continues at The Morning News
No comments:
Post a Comment