Disposable razor Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Zantac 75 Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Bic Lighter Ignite lighter away from face.
Dial Soap Directions: Use like regular soap.
Little Ones Baby Lotion Keep away from children
Bowl Fresh Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Sleeping Pills Warning: May cause Drowsiness (OH NO… Say it isn’t so.)
Komatsu Floodlight This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Hair Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Children's Superman Costume Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
American Airlines Peanuts Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Chainsaw Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Bag of Fritos You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Toilet brush Do not use for personal hygiene.
The complete list is here.
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