Sneak beer into a place wheere it’s not allowed..or is too expensive. 
The Beerbelly brings Freedom to the Beverage! Now you can drink WHAT you want, WHEN you want, WHERE you want, with no hassles and for less money! What more could you ask for—now you can drink your favorite beverage at the movies, the ballgame, on the plane, you decide The Beerbelly: Is made up of a neoprene “sling” and a polyurethane “bladder” with a tube for dispensing.
The bladder is held in an insulated pouch in the sling which is worn under your clothing for concealment. When worn, it looks just like a beerbelly And it’s high-quality! Yeah, we know you think you got it covered, I mean, how hard is it to sneak a drink… We’ll we’ve learned a thing or two and thought you might want to take advantage… at least the ladies will read this and maybe pass it on to their man 1. Beer is better cold—so until we have our ice pack available on-line fill your Beerbelly before hand and stick it in the freezer for awhile.
If you can’t plan ahead, get the coldest beer possible for extended enjoyment. You can expect to get around 2 hours of cold depending on conditions. Of course you can extend your cold time with one of our Super Special Custom Ice Pack Pleasure Extend 2.Personally I prefer to drink my beer from a cup so instead of sucking from the hose, I route my hose down instead of up. When it’s time to fill the cup, down goes the zipper, out comes my hose, I pop the cap, fill the cup, and drink up.
Think about it for a sec, it looks pretty damn funny and anyone that see’s you pull this stunt will think you are a freak! To pop the cap, pull a bit harder than you would to open the valve with a little wiggle and the top pops off.
MAKE SURE YOU ARE HOLDING THE HOSE OVER THE CUP, OR ABOVE THE BLADDER OR YOU WILL BE SPRAYING EVERYWHERE! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. LAUNDRY CHARGES ARE NOT COVERED IN YOUR WARRANTY!
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