25 signs that you have grown up

• 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
• 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
• 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
• 4. 6:00AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
• 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
• 6. You watch the Weather Channel.
• 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
• 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
• 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
• 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
• 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
• 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
• 13. Your car insurance goes down, and your car payments go up.
• 14. You feed your dog Science Diet, instead of McDonald's leftovers.
• 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
• 16. You take naps sometimes between noon and 6 PM.
• 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
• 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
• 19. If you're female, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
• 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
• 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
• 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
• 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
• 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
• 25. You read this entire list,looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry OLD butt.
  

Thanks Ronnie