Five terrible fake names for James Bond women
- Cunnalingua Fränka
- Bosomy Flava
- Badonka Donk
- Felacia Von Succulent
- Uterus Jones
Five California cities that sound kind of dirty
- Coalinga
- Butte Valley
- Chilcoot
- Fawnskin
- La Conchita
Five things I’d like to see engraved on little rubber bracelets
- Nap Strong
- My Other Bracelet is Fighting Colon Cancer
- America: Shut Thy Pie Hole
- Kiss Me, I’m Trendy
- Please Watch Arrested Development
Five stories the mainstream media missed last year
- My DSL seems to be slowing down pretty bad
- Peaches just aren’t as good as they used to be
- That one cashier at the Safeway is kind of a dick
- People should wear hats more
- Coffee is still just so great
Five terrible fake names for feminine hygiene products
- September Morn’
- Dressy Drawers
- Horseback Sally’s All-Natural Disposable Swim Appliance
- Too Fresh by a Half
- Heather Menses
1 comment:
"Bad Peaches"
I moved from the west coast to Georgia expecting great peaches, and I was truely disappointed.
See, some people actually read this stuff.
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