Strategic responses to the ever dangerous "Do I look Fat" question:
- "No, not to Stevie Wonder."
- "Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend."
- "Does this tie make me look stupid?"
- "No hablo ingles."
- "Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things kinda balance out."
- "If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won."
- "Okay, listen: What's important is that you not focus in a negative way on the comparison I am about to make."
- "Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity."
- "Let me jog around to your front and take a look."
- "No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains."
- "Whoa! A talking couch!!"
- "May I consult the Iraqi Minister of Information before answering that?"
1 comment:
"No hablo ingles."
Well, you mean:
"No hablo inglés."
With an accent in the e, otherwise you are saying:
"I don´t speak groins" :$
By the way, I like your posts, I visit your web everyday.
Nacho
www.pitoche.com
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