Friday, April 28, 2006

How to tick people off

Here are just a few ways:

  •  Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  •  In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
  •  Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  •  Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  •  Staple pages in the middle of the page.
  •  Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
  •  Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  •  Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

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