Impolite things to say at a wake

* So, what are you gonna do with his golf clubs?
* Who do I talk to about his bar tab?
* Of course you'll miss him, he didn't molest you.
* How long you think until he starts to stink?
* Wow! Other than his wife, is there anyone in this room he didn't bang?
* Say what you will, Madame Toussot does nice work.
* It's weird not seeing him drunk.
* I always thought he was gay.
* Isn't that suit gonna be a little warm for Hell?
* So now that you're a widow, what do you do? Masturbate?
* I was there when he died. Man, what a baby

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