Dear NSA is here to help harness the collective wisdom of everyday folks, just like you.
Got a question or need a little advice? The federal government can probably help you out. Through their information gathering techniques, they’ve learned quite a bit.
Here are some recent Questions and Answers:
Q: My wife suggested that I get this new haircut, how does it look?A: It's fine -- but what's up with the pedicure?Q: Where did I leave my keys?A: Inside pocket of your gray jacket (it's hanging in the front closet).Q: What should I get my wife for her birthday?A: Blue sundress from Calypso. Size 12. Also note that she likes to have her toes licked.Q: Can I substitute margarine for butter in my Toll House cookie recipe?A: We know that you've been smoking pot.Q: What should I have for dinner?A: You've been eating a lot of Chinese and pizza -- how about some Turkish?Q: Should I be worried about this red bump on my arm?A: Nevermind that bump -- try exercising and eating more soy protein and fiber to get your cholesterol down (285 is dangerously high).
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