Types of morons

John Walkenbach of J-Walk Blog and an Excel expert who writes great Excel books posted this yesterday:

A Google search for moron  returns 22,500,000 documents. Let's break that down...

• F***ing morn - 319,000
• Stupid moron - 80,600
• Frigging moron - 51,800
• Ignorant moron - 30,200
• Liberal moron - 14,800
• Crazy moron - 14,300
• Incompetent moron - 11,400
• Retarded moron - 11,100
• Idiotic moron - 11,300
• White House moron - 9,560
• Damned moron - 4,080
• Educated moron - 3,690
• Redneck moron - 3,390
• Useless moron - 3,200
• Republican moron - 2,470
• Gay moron - 2,250
• Political moron - 1,980
• Conservative moron - 1,600
• Fundamentalist moron - 1,550
• Fascist moron - 1,360
• Atheist moron - 1,070
• Foolish moron - 1,010
• Religious moron - 898
• Uneducated moron - 807
• Dumb moron - 707
• Corrupt moron - 633
• Lying moron - 551
• Communist moron - 559
• Slack jawed moron - 536
• Democrat moron - 317
• Overeducated moron - 129
• Simple-minded moron - 65
• Half-witted moron - 57
• Banjo playing moron - 2
• Guitar playing moron - 1
• Excel book writing moron - 0

What moron types have I missed?

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