Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Types of morons

John Walkenbach of J-Walk Blog and an Excel expert who writes great Excel books posted this yesterday:

A Google search for moron  returns 22,500,000 documents. Let's break that down...

  • F***ing morn - 319,000
  • Stupid moron - 80,600
  • Frigging moron - 51,800
  • Ignorant moron - 30,200
  • Liberal moron - 14,800
  • Crazy moron - 14,300
  • Incompetent moron - 11,400
  • Retarded moron - 11,100
  • Idiotic moron - 11,300
  • White House moron - 9,560
  • Damned moron - 4,080
  • Educated moron - 3,690
  • Redneck moron - 3,390
  • Useless moron - 3,200
  • Republican moron - 2,470
  • Gay moron - 2,250
  • Political moron - 1,980
  • Conservative moron - 1,600
  • Fundamentalist moron - 1,550
  • Fascist moron - 1,360
  • Atheist moron - 1,070
  • Foolish moron - 1,010
  • Religious moron - 898
  • Uneducated moron - 807
  • Dumb moron - 707
  • Corrupt moron - 633
  • Lying moron - 551
  • Communist moron - 559
  • Slack jawed moron - 536
  • Democrat moron - 317
  • Overeducated moron - 129
  • Simple-minded moron - 65
  • Half-witted moron - 57
  • Banjo playing moron - 2
  • Guitar playing moron - 1
  • Excel book writing moron - 0

What moron types have I missed?

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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