Celebration

Some elderly Arizona ranchers are discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather to how things used to be in the "good old days". When the conversation finally touches upon their spouses, one gentleman turns to the fellow on his right: "Say, Roy, aren't you and the missus celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?"

"Yup," says Roy.

"Well, are you going to do anything special to celebrate?"

Roy gives this a bit of thought. "Well," he says slowly, "for our 25th anniversary, I took Bea to Tuscon. Maybe for our 50th, I will go back down there and get her."

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