The new hospital wing

 When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital,
the Allergists voted to scratch it
and the Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
The Gastro-enterologists had a Gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve,
and the Obstetricians stated they were laboring under a mis-conception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted;
the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!",
while the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought it was madness;
the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing,
and the Radiologists could see right through it!
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow
but the Plastic Surgeon said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a Gas,
and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. And in the End,
the Proctologists left the decision up to some ass hole who didn't give a crap.

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