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A man had a miserable cold and went to see his doctor. After the usual protestations about the common cold, the doctor ended up prescribing some pills. Predictably, they did not work, so on the next visit the doctor tried a shot. Again, no luck. Finally, on the third visit, the doctor told his patient to go home, take a hot bath, open the window, and stand there soaking wet.

"But Doc," protested the man, wondering now about the cure being worse than the disease, "I will get pneumonia!"

"Pneumonia," replied the doctor, "I can cure."

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