Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Telemarketer.... or...

The phone rang.   It was a salesman from a mortgage refinance company.
"Do you have a second mortgage on your home?" "No," I replied.

"Would you like to consolidate all your debts?" "I really don't have any."
"How about freeing up cash for home improvements?",  he tried.

"I don't need any.   I just recently had some done and paid cash," I replied.

There was a brief silence, and then he said,  "Are you looking for a husband?"



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