Thursday, October 04, 2007

Designated driver tip

20469pizza-boxNext time you are too drunk to drive:

Walk to the nearest pizza shop, place an order, and when they go to deliver it, catch a ride home.



The Man said...

That's fine but what about it if it's one mile away?

Anonymous said...

Next time you want to make a joke:

Watch a commercial, copy an idea, and rephrase it.