Got an embarrassing question and don't know who to ask?
Anal itch? Excessive Gas? Yellow teeth? Bumpy butt? Body odor?
Get the answers to these and much more at Prematuree

Chalk one up for the bull.
A bulls revenge. Can you say ouch?

Mom and Dad, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend.
He's not like all the other guys.

Ever see a square watermelon?
Here's your chance.

Intercouse between a towboat and a bridge.
Absolutely incredible pictures of a very interesting meeting of a towboat and a bridge. Gives new meaning to the phrase "going down".
Towboat & Bridge.

Could it really be a penis tree?
Check it out for yourself.

Everything you ever wanted to know about toilets.
Check out Toiletology 101
While we're on the subject of toilets... don't you hate it when you have to get up in the middle of the night... and you don't want to open your eyes much or turn on the light...because you know you won't be able to go back to sleep? Then you need the Johnny Glow.

Wanna be a terrorist?
Sick but addictive little game. Go blow yourself up.
Suicide Bomber

What time is it?
A very unusual clock.

A new way to poop.
Want to learn a new (yet ancient) way to take a dump? Do like the Japanese do.

Need a vibrating bra?
That plain old bra too boring for you? Get a vibrating bra! What do you do with your old bra? Make an artistic statement. Contribute it to the bra ball.

Got Gas?
Had a little too much of Farkle's chili... or one burrito too many? Here's just the thing for you. Filtered underwear.

Lick this!
Don't you wish you had a 17 inch tongue?

An investigative survey.
Do you pick your nose?

Check this out
Butts Across America. Hey, you can even contribute if you like.

Welcome

Welcome to the latest incarnation from Jonco Productions... Bits & Pieces
 Here we'll post links we find interesting and cute one-liners and other stuff that we want to post.  Let us know what you think.