Recipe of the week: Fried polar bear balls

First, you must have a big set of balls yourself to kill a polar bear, because they don't kill so easy. A lot of times when you are tracking the bastards, you find that the bastards are really tracking you. I think they enjoy man balls just as much as we do polar bear balls. A good thing to do is not bathe for 6 months before going after the bear, so you smell more like him. You are going to need a big f**king gun as they don't stop coming at you so easy either too! Of course, after all this you will need a sled dog team to bring the sumbitch back to camp to skin and de-ball him.

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