Top 83 signs you might be a terrorist

Here are just a few:

• You are currently residing in a small cage in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
• You own a box cutter, a laser pointer, and a small nuclear bomb.
• You own a pair of exploding shoes
• You get a Christmas card from Osama
• You prefer it when people call you a "freedom fighter".
• You live in a cave
• You hope the Iraq war hasn't caused a shortage of virgins in heaven.

All 83 signs