Here are some of the less well known sexual euphenisims most of which I’ve not heard before (in that context). I understand most of them when used this way, but haven’t really actually heard them. There are plenty more familiar euphenisms here too.
Male
- Beef bus
- Bald Avenger
- Captain Howdy
- Captain Winky
- Chief of staff
- Corn dog
- Donut holder
- Hairy Houdini
- Hanging Chad
- Hymen hammer
- Intrusion protrusion
- Jingle bone
- Kidney cracker
- Leader of the sack
- Louisville plugger
- Monty’s python
- Rodzilla
- Taco warmer
- Ugly brother
Female
- Badly wrapped kebob
- Catcher’s mitt
- DNA dumpster
- Easy Bake Oven
- Fortune nookie
- Fuzzy taco
- Hairy Manilow
- Knots landing
- Lips that never speak
- Mrs. Sphincter’s next door neighbor
- Oval office
- Pink pie
- Skunk guts
- Slobbering bulldog
- Winking pink brownie cake
- x-box
Female Part II
- Betty & Wilma
- Butterballs
- Chesticles
- Glands for the hands
- Jelly on springs
- Lady balls
- Paw patties
- Pink nosed puppies
- Prisoners of the Playtex Penitentiary
- Rib cushions
- Upper deck
- Yard dogs
The Act
- Adam and Eve it
- Butter the muffin
- Do a lewd infusion
- Eat cauliflower
- Five knuckle shuffle
- four-legged frolic
- Get your chimney swept out
- Get you oil changed
- Give the dog a bone
- Glazing the donut
- Growling at the badger
- Have a bit of summer cabbage
- Horizontal hula
- Make grass sandwiches
- Mix your peanut butter
- Nose painting
- Pray with the knees upward
- Roughing up the suspect
- Swiping the V-card
- Taking “old one-eye” to the optometrist
- visit the Netherlands
1 comment:
mmm... didn't really read most of these but i did spot "adam and eve it" under the act. Adam and eve it is from cockney rhyning slang - meaning believe it, or more usually "would you adam and eve it?". It has never been used to mean sexual intercourse.
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