"Please tell me," he begged the fortune teller, "are there golf courses in heaven?"
She stared into her crystal ball a long time. Finally, she utters those eight immortal words: "I have good news, and I have bad news."
"What is the good news?"
She smiles wistfully: "The golf courses in heaven are beautiful beyond anything you can imagine."
"Wonderful! But what is the bad news?"
"You will be teeing off at 7:30 tomorrow morning."
Thursday, June 22, 2006
The fortune teller and the golfer
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Another one of those ... "Be careful what you wish for" ... Moments.
"Those 8 immortal words..." Did anyone notice there were 9? Good joke, though.
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