Monday, June 19, 2006

Funny computer quotes

Here are just a few:

  • "If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0"
  •  "Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."
  •  "Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code."
  •  “Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” — Michael Sinz
  •  Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
  •  "I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly"
  • "1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d"
  •  "I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said: 'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'."

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