Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Monkey man

Man goes on diet of only Monkey Chow

Monkeychow1Imagine going to the grocery store only once every 6 months. Imagine paying less than a dollar per meal. Imagine never washing dishes, chopping vegetables or setting the table ever again. It sounds pretty good, doesn't it?

But can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do? For the good of human kind, I'm about to find out. On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: "a complete and balanced diet for the nutrition of primates, including the great apes."

Here’s his report for Day 4 (Yesterday)  He’s lost 4 pounds already.

Stats
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 165 lbs  
Mood: a touch manic
Poop: still regular, still smelly
Monkey-like Attributes: moderate desire to fling poop

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