Back when parts of this were still possible....

An airline passenger flags down a flight steward and says, "Captain, I want a drink, but I have not seen the stewardess anywhere around."

The steward answers, "Actually, I am not the captain. This airline is proud to have integrated many of the traditional male-female roles of the industry. I would be happy to get you a drink."

"Wow, what does the captain think of that?"

"She is all for it," explains the flight steward. "In fact, the entire flight crew is female."

"I don't believe it! Take me up to the cockpit so I can see for myself!"

"Actually sir," coughs the steward, "we don't call it that anymore."

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