Friday, September 29, 2006

At the casino

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table for a customer, any customer ... when suddenly a very attractive lady comes over and wants to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. "I hope you don't mind," she says, "but I feel much luckier when I am stripped down to my underwear."

With that, she pulls off her blouse and her trousers, and with a yell of "Momma needs a new pair of pants!" she rolls the dice. At once she begins jumping up and down and bouncing and hugging each of the dealers: "YES! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!" And with that she picks up her money and her clothing and quickly leaves.

The dealers just stare at each other, utterly dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"

"I thought YOU were watching!"


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