E.D.K.T.M.

A man at the hospital is starting to get very nervous after having waited, alone, in a hospital room, for three hours. Finally the sound of keys at the door. He calls out nervously: "What is wrong?"

"Mr Smith, we are sorry for the delay, but it took us a while to figure out what was wrong with you."

"And what is wrong with me?"

"You have E.D.K.T.M."

Smith pauses. "What is that?"

"Every Disease Known To Man."

Mr Smith is shocked to say the least: "Uh -- w-w-w-w-w-what can be done about that?"

"Well, we are starting you on a diet of pancakes and pizza."

"How on earth can that save me?"

"It can't, but it is the only food we can slide under the door."

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