Saturday, September 09, 2006

Hormone hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant one in your life!  

 

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

What's for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine

Are you wearing that?

Wow, you sure look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine

Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

Here, have some wine

What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn't over-do it today.

I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some more wine and chocolate


13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift


3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section


5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing


8. Pimples May Surface


9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome


11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

Thanks Paul E 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Missed one! "Putting up with Men's Shit." ;)

Anonymous said...

Chelsea, we have to do that EVERY day of the month. So it wouldn't be fair to just label it as something that has to do with a certain time of the month.:P