Looking for a few good men

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
 
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.  That  afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
 
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.  That afternoon the Army dentist  yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.   The Army has been  looking for Herman for 51 years now.

Thanks Paul E