Monday, December 04, 2006

Used car

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

"Heavens no, we bought it."

"Then why don't you drive it away."

"We can't drive."

"Then why did you buy it?"

"We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed .... So we're just waiting.”


1 comment:

Leisa Dreps said...

Ha ha! Crazy women. Well, one thing's for sure: you can't do that here in Indianapolis. The dealer might just shoo you away because you might scare the other buyers. Ha ha! But I still wish those women well. They might have gotten what they were waiting for if it was a Mitsubishi they bought.