The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words.
- Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
- Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have
gained. - Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
- Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
- Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
- Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown. - Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
- Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
- Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you
are run over by a steamroller - Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
- Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
- Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you. - Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
- Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
- Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul
goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. - Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
17. bonus round: Inuendo:(n), Italian word for suppository
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