Archive of misheard lyrics

Here are just a few examples from this massive list:

• Madonna – Like a Virgin
  The real lyrics were:
  Like a virgin touched for the very first time.

  But I misheard them as:
  Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.

• John Denver – Country Roads
  The real lyrics were:
  West Virginia,
  Mountain Momma,

  But I misheard them as:
  West Virginia,
  Mount yer Momma,

• Bob Dylan - Blowin' In The Wind
  The real lyrics were:
  The answer, my friend,
  is blowin' in the wind
  The answer is blowin' in the wind.

  But I misheard them as:
  The ants are my friends,
  they're blowin' in the wind
  The ants are a-blowin' in the wind.

• Paul Simon - Mrs. Robinson
  The real lyrics were:
  Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
  Put it in the pantry with your cupcakes

  But I misheard them as:
  Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
  Put it in your pants between your cupcakes

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