Three good arguments

There are three good arguments that Jesus was black:

   1. He called everyone brother.
   2. He liked Gospel.
   3. He could not get a fair trial.

But then there are three equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

   1. He went into His Father's business.
   2. He lived at home until he was 33.
   3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there are three equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

   1. He talked with His hands.
   2. He had wine with His meals.
   3. He used olive oil.

But then there are three equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

   1. He never cut His hair.
   2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
   3. He started a new religion.

But then there are three equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

   1. He was at peace with nature.
   2. He ate a lot of fish.
   3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there are three equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

   1. He never got married.
   2. He was always telling stories.
   3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all are three pieces of evidence that Jesus was a woman:

   1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
   2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
   3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

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