Monday, July 09, 2007

Questions with no answers


  • Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?

  • If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

  • Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?

  • If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

  • If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

  • Do vampires get AIDS?

  • Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

  • If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?

  • Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

  • Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

  • If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner instead of chasing Road-Runner?

  • How can you hear yourself think?

  • If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?

  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

  • When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

  • Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

  • If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

  • If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

  • If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

  • What's a question with no answer called?

  • Why is a square meal served on round plates?

  • Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?

  • If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

  • Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

  • How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

  • Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

  • If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

  • Can you cry under water?

  • If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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68 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, this is dumb.

Anonymous said...

acctually i find this amusing. why isnt "if a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it does it make a sound?" and "Can you clap wih one hand?" on there?

Anonymous said...

this is frigin osm the other guy has no say!

Anonymous said...

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be: Twice as cold! If there is no certain "highest degree", than there is no knowing the exact amount of degrees colder it would be.

Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name: Yes, if someone can have the name Fred and end up with the nickname Pansy, I think so. A "Nickname" does not have to have any form of relationship with thier real name.

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth:If the state law says so, I suppose.

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them: It depends on the amount of danger that the first person was in in the first place.

Do vampires get AIDS? There is no such thing as vampires!

Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? Because, most people are irrogant enough to think games only seem to matter when they are winning.

If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like? It would taste like a tongue!

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? What ever your mind thinks it is. Either or, doesn't matter.

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road: Ever heard of the Autobahn?

How can you hear yourself think? Good question, but I am afraid there will never be an answer more logical than the function of the brain memorizing sound waves.

If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see? We wouldn't be able to know unless we DID have X-ray vision, now would we?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say: Cheese doesn't talk.... You must be very lonely, talking to cheese and all that crap. :(

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one: Because the English language was not made that way, that's why. Why isn't it called oneteen?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for: To help those who helped them!

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it: No, it means they don't get diarrhea on a daily basis.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes: Two reasons, one because we evoled from a different species of monkeys and apes, and two not all monkeys and apes evolved into humans.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done: In genral, you've succeeded.

What's a question with no answer called: A question with no answer!

Why is a square meal served on round plates: Because Circle plates tend to look nicer. I've never seen a square meal before, though... other than meatloaf.

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour:
Stupid metaphore, if you ask me.... IDK

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes: They'd be called whatever the person naming a quake on mars might name them.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters? It isn't Short for it, it's a nickname.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? You have to be a political leader of some sort.

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks: I'm sure.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them: Because it's illegal... isn't that obvious?

Can you cry under water? Yes, but we could never tell water from tears with the naked eye.

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Yes, because they're not talking about hearing sounds.

Anonymous said...

anonymous guy with the last comment you are a dick

Anonymous said...

Seriously the dick with long comment get a life

Anonymous said...

Fyi. Um zebras originated from a black horse....then it got whit striped...google it...hmm

Anonymous said...

An dumbass with the long comment....if you swallow your tongue it won't taste like tongue,retared. Cuz there go your taste buds....it won't taste like anything faggot

Anonymous said...

Wow. I'm glad I don't know any of you. You all seem like jerks. =(

Anonymous said...

haha long comment?!
that person doesnt have a life.
some a purely imaginative,only for a bit of a laugh or amusement. not for scientific reasons. yeah some are not true and utterly impossible but who cares. gosh get a life
i think they are great!

Anonymous said...

that fuck with the the long comment are you saying a famous sports star cannot be assassinated? or someone of equally high popularity. why do they have to be involved with politics u dick.

Anonymous said...

oh i know another one, when you are born how is it possible to think if you don't know how to speak?

Anonymous said...

when you are born how is it possible to think if you don't know how to speak?

How do you learn to speak, if you can't think? You are taught vocabulary by repetition. Eventually, it all becomes understood. This question isn't feasible.

And, long comment dude, when it asked about sleeping like a baby, that would be a simile, not a metaphor, as it's a comparison using "like" or "as", which are prepositions, if you weren't sure. Way to fail it up in English.

Anonymous said...

dude that guy with the big ass comment thinks he knows everything fucking know it all i wish i knew him id kick his ass how many of you agree with me come on!!!

Anonymous said...

yeah bloke with long comment. what the hell do u think ur smart?
its intended to be funny and you must seriouslyt think you are the kings shit now that u tried to prove them wrong? get a life

Anonymous said...

Lol That One With The Long Comment Made Me Laugh With Their Answer To The Tongue Bit!
Of Course It Wouldnt Taste Like A Tongue HAHA!
You Wouldnt Be Able To Taste It!

Anonymous said...

Hey, a question without an answer is called a rhetorical question.:]

Anonymous said...

who ever answered all of those questions has way to much time on their hands. get a girl friend or somthing

Anonymous said...

White people are blue when they can't breathe, red when they are imbarrased, green when they are sick, and pink when they are sunburned. Why others colored?

Anonymous said...

hey loser with the long comment but small dick shut up

Anonymous said...

The loser with the long comment is indeed an asshole. He this he knows every answer but none of them are logical or meaningful. He prolly doesn't have a life ..

Anonymous said...

this is soooo fasinating....yay
i learnt a lot
thankx guys...and girls
lol
bye xoxox

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Hey, a question without an answer is called a rhetorical question.:]

2:04 AM, June 29, 2009



hahahahahahahahaha.......lololololololololol......funny........u think ur smart or something....lolololol....couldnt stop laughing.......hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be: Twice as cold! If there is no certain "highest degree", than there is no knowing the exact amount of degrees colder it would be.

Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name: Yes, if someone can have the name Fred and end up with the nickname Pansy, I think so. A "Nickname" does not have to have any form of relationship with thier real name.

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth:If the state law says so, I suppose.

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them: It depends on the amount of danger that the first person was in in the first place.

Do vampires get AIDS? There is no such thing as vampires!

Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? Because, most people are irrogant enough to think games only seem to matter when they are winning.

If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like? It would taste like a tongue!

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? What ever your mind thinks it is. Either or, doesn't matter.

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road: Ever heard of the Autobahn?

How can you hear yourself think? Good question, but I am afraid there will never be an answer more logical than the function of the brain memorizing sound waves.

If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see? We wouldn't be able to know unless we DID have X-ray vision, now would we?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say: Cheese doesn't talk.... You must be very lonely, talking to cheese and all that crap. :(

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one: Because the English language was not made that way, that's why. Why isn't it called oneteen?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for: To help those who helped them!

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it: No, it means they don't get diarrhea on a daily basis.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes: Two reasons, one because we evoled from a different species of monkeys and apes, and two not all monkeys and apes evolved into humans.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done: In genral, you've succeeded.

What's a question with no answer called: A question with no answer!

Why is a square meal served on round plates: Because Circle plates tend to look nicer. I've never seen a square meal before, though... other than meatloaf.

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour:
Stupid metaphore, if you ask me.... IDK

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes: They'd be called whatever the person naming a quake on mars might name them.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters? It isn't Short for it, it's a nickname.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? You have to be a political leader of some sort.

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks: I'm sure.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them: Because it's illegal... isn't that obvious?

Can you cry under water? Yes, but we could never tell water from tears with the naked eye.

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Yes, because they're not talking about hearing sounds.

1:49 PM, April 04, 2009




This guy has no life........ur soooooooooooooooo lame.......go play on the road........stupid idiot......hahahaha.....lol

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be: Twice as cold! If there is no certain "highest degree", than there is no knowing the exact amount of degrees colder it would be.

Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name: Yes, if someone can have the name Fred and end up with the nickname Pansy, I think so. A "Nickname" does not have to have any form of relationship with thier real name.

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth:If the state law says so, I suppose.

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them: It depends on the amount of danger that the first person was in in the first place.

Do vampires get AIDS? There is no such thing as vampires!

Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? Because, most people are irrogant enough to think games only seem to matter when they are winning.

If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like? It would taste like a tongue!

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? What ever your mind thinks it is. Either or, doesn't matter.

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road: Ever heard of the Autobahn?

How can you hear yourself think? Good question, but I am afraid there will never be an answer more logical than the function of the brain memorizing sound waves.

If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see? We wouldn't be able to know unless we DID have X-ray vision, now would we?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say: Cheese doesn't talk.... You must be very lonely, talking to cheese and all that crap. :(

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one: Because the English language was not made that way, that's why. Why isn't it called oneteen?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for: To help those who helped them!

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it: No, it means they don't get diarrhea on a daily basis.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes: Two reasons, one because we evoled from a different species of monkeys and apes, and two not all monkeys and apes evolved into humans.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done: In genral, you've succeeded.

What's a question with no answer called: A question with no answer!

Why is a square meal served on round plates: Because Circle plates tend to look nicer. I've never seen a square meal before, though... other than meatloaf.

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour:
Stupid metaphore, if you ask me.... IDK

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes: They'd be called whatever the person naming a quake on mars might name them.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters? It isn't Short for it, it's a nickname.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? You have to be a political leader of some sort.

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks: I'm sure.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them: Because it's illegal... isn't that obvious?

Can you cry under water? Yes, but we could never tell water from tears with the naked eye.

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Yes, because they're not talking about hearing sounds.

1:49 PM, April 04, 2009





smart donkey..........hahahaha...lol....nah jkx......smart-ass

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Wow, this is dumb.

7:19 PM, July 13, 2007




nah ur dumb...u just dont get it....stupid.....xoxoxoxo....gossip girl

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
acctually i find this amusing. why isnt "if a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it does it make a sound?" and "Can you clap wih one hand?" on there?

9:16 PM, December 11, 2008


"if a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it does it make a sound?".........ah let me see......NO...stupid

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
this is frigin osm the other guy has no say!

9:57 PM, December 23, 2008



who's the other guy?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
anonymous guy with the last comment you are a dick

2:39 PM, April 27, 2009

.................................

Then what does it make u?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Seriously the dick with long comment get a life

5:47 AM, May 09, 2009



you first....!!!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Fyi. Um zebras originated from a black horse....then it got whit striped...google it...hmm

2:34 PM, May 18, 2009



how about....umm..let me see...GOOGLE FREAK!!!!

Anonymous said...

WOW sooo much controversy,, they are just fun questions,, why are people taking them so seriously?? lol get a life people with the super long comments

Blazin said...

This is awsome, im making a parody to the song "why - by jadakiss and anthony hamilton" this was very helpful

Anonymous said...

hey loser with the long commet and everyone else tempeture is a measure of how much the molecules move in a second so at 0 degrees its not moving very fast but twice as cold is twice as slow as its moving at 0 degrees and it comes out to -8,200 degrees

Anonymous said...

what is a question with no answer called?: A retorical question?

And the guy with the long comment, john lennon was assasinated. And was he involved with politics?? NO!!!

Anonymous said...

HEY! get a girlfriend or something? What makes you think that all of you are guys? Yes.. .if you really are oblivious, I am a girl idiots. And really? Do you all think swearing makes you look cool? Cause it doesn't. Just FYI girls hate it... Well girls who aren't sluts.

Anonymous said...

If water hits you, you are wet but If you are underwater, are you really wet?

Anonymous said...

hi im the dikface that wrote the long post. And just to get ur mind right ur all a bunch of fcuk nuts, look at a 20 foot poll & hav it inserted by ur mom up the tight ass. I wrote that long post cause ur mom screamed like the whore she is to get it posted. teh pity ur lives, wanna write bak to this, post a comment pls IF ur a foreskin, did wat i said & happily fixed on a 20 foot poll gay fcuker. Rock n out amatures.

Anonymous said...

i find these questions amusing and it really FUCKS ME OFF when some dick comes along and thinks that they know everything some of those answers are just your opinion for crying out loud. for instance how do you know that vampires dont exist huh? just because your so narrow minded it doesnt mean everyone else has to be!!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
hi im the dikface that wrote the long post. And just to get ur mind right ur all a bunch of fcuk nuts, look at a 20 foot poll & hav it inserted by ur mom up the tight ass. I wrote that long post cause ur mom screamed like the whore she is to get it posted. teh pity ur lives, wanna write bak to this, post a comment pls IF ur a foreskin, did wat i said & happily fixed on a 20 foot poll gay fcuker. Rock n out amatures.

Anonymous said...
HEY! get a girlfriend or something? What makes you think that all of you are guys? Yes.. .if you really are oblivious, I am a girl idiots. And really? Do you all think swearing makes you look cool? Cause it doesn't. Just FYI girls hate it... Well girls who aren't sluts.

1:24 AM, October 22, 2009


okk so why are people pretending they are the peson who wrote the long post now? not exactly something to be proud of... but yeh that person needs to get a life..

Anonymous said...

all yall fuckin stupid get a life it'a questions all in fun asswholes

Anonymous said...

a question with and answer ---> Rhetorical Question?

Anonymous said...

oka the anonymous person with the long comment may be tryin to smart it all off but at least tht person is the real dick heads with no life that are going through and reading everyones comments and then saying shit but instead tht person thought about those questions with "no answers" and tried to think of a answer so really you have no room to fucking talk bitches.

Anonymous said...

Wow to the smart ass with the long comment if you ate your tongue it would taste like blood up until you swallow it..think your effin funny...i love how everybody tottaly just dissed him ;)and I agree this was very amussing...even the ones that were corny cuz then you could just laugh at them cuz of that haha

Anonymous said...

But to the ppl that went and said that they have no life....you kinna don"t if you need to go through everyones comments and talk shiz bout it....but some people like me randomly do stuff on the internet like " Questions with no Answers" So some of us do have lives even tho were were commenting shiz bout other people.....but yess I"m also really bored and I'll admit I don't havemuchof a life but at least I'm not trying to be a smart-ass queer that thinks there funny that they can make fun of it retardedly.....and to the al the people that just commented that they enjoyed it instead of commenting on other peoples comments..you guys are awsome.....so obviously I'm not the one to say anything but I can't help being really bord....;p

Anonymous said...

all right dumbass. swallowing your tongue would in fact probably taste like blood, salt, and tongue. you have taste buds on the back of your throat.

Anonymous said...

Someone said there's no such thing as vampires. Well, there are vampires. They just don't have fangs. Vampires are blood drinkers.

sumodadalchimist said...

LOL at all questions above!

Anonymous said...

if it was 0 F then -35 C / if it was 0 C then 16 F / if it was 0 K the -919.4 F which is double absolute zero when u have a diff number than stands for the same thing just double that 1 :)

Anonymous said...

Its just a bunch of amusing shit get over it! -ally

Anonymous said...

what the fuck ?? why is everyone freaking out about some long comment. If you really had a life, you wouldn't waste your time yelling at some guy who is NEVER gonna come back to this site and see that you guys had your period and started throwing a fit. OH ! and if you made it this far into what I'm saying, haha, well that just goes to show that your some fuckin retard with NO life. BYE ! :D

Anonymous said...

carrot up all of ur asses.

Anonymous said...

some of you need to get laid.

smoore said...

hahahaha this is funny as fuck... just for the record i have a life was just bored at work so i read ur comments. i think every1 needs to calm the fuck down n tek a step back and luk at what complete dicks ur bein.... its a free country let the guy have an opinion am sure you have all got ur own soooo ccchhiilll winston hahaha lots of love shannon :)

Anonymous said...

Thank you for making me laugh. the post was interesting but all the comments were so much more entertaining!

lswimmer said...

I've been very entertained by everything I've read... Better than watchin tv... I find it funny how anyone can have balls big enough to carry in a dump truck to say all the negative things they've said here, but I would bet good money all y'all guys/girls/dicks wouldn't say it again with nothin but 2 feet of air between us! So, until that day arrives, just enjoy the questions on the page and don't worry about what others have to say. And to avoid any confusion I am a man. Be well... Moonwolf

Anonymous said...

Square meals is related to the old naval days of Admiral Nelson etc (i.e battle of Trafalgar - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Trafalgar) where plates where square to save on storage and the sailors were rationed the 3 square meals, lime and rum to survive. So sorry this question has an answer!

Anonymous said...

I can clap with one hand.

Anonymous said...

i can clap with two hands

Anonymous said...

i can catch the clap

Anonymous said...

I have the clap

Anonymous said...

This is just supposed to be light hearted and funny...

sebastian said...
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Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"when you are born how is it possible to think if you don't know how to speak?"

A better question would be:
when you are born what language do you think in?

Anonymous said...

I think you all have lost your minds. Every one of you need to answere this question....does your mother know your gay?

Tiffiney said...

Someone has way too much free time googlig the answers to the questions...

fun questions said...

Thank you! It must have been some effort to gather up all the question... I really enjoyed it :)
waiting for the next one!

Anonymous said...

Actually u can clap with one hand just take your fingers and bring them down to your palm ( it feels weird)