Sniglets

 Sniglet (snig'lit) - n. Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should.

 Accordionated (ah kor' de on ay tid) - adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time. 
Aquadextrous - adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. 
Beavo (bee' vo) - n. A pencil with teeth marks all over it. 
Blooage (blew' ij) - n. The residue left on fingers after using an S.O.S pad. 
Cinemuck - n. The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters. 
Fictate (fik' tayt) - v. To inform a television or screen character of impending danger under the assumption they can hear you. 
Flopcorn (flop' korn) - n. The unpopped kernels at the bottom of the cooker. 
Idiot Box - n. The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves. 
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 
Mittsquinter - n. A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there. 
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. 
Phonesia (fo nee' zhuh) - n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

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