The Top 15 Biggest Surprises Upon Awakening From a 10-Year Coma

15> "Okay, let me get this straight: George Bush is president and we're at war with Iraq. Woo-hoo, I've traveled backward in time!"
14> There's a whole lot more Kirstie Alley than you remember.
13> You've still got the moves, but your Dancing Judge Ito bit just doesn't slay them like it once did.
12> "You've been feeding my Tamagotchi while I was out, right?"
11> That staff meeting to discuss the new logo finally did wrap up.
10> Good news: The hospital staff rolled you over to prevent bed sores.
      Bad news: Quentin Tarantino filmed a movie on your floor.
9> "So when does O.J. get out of prison?"
8> Bored nursing staff + perpetual coma patient = pubic hair topiaries
7> "The Red Sox did what?!?" [*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...*]
6> "I can't wait to see Windows now that all the bugs have been worked out."
5> Remember those adorable, innocent little Mouseketeers named Britney and Christina?
4> A 10-year-old morning glory is big enough to poke your eye out.
3> That Twinkie you had in your pocket is all ready to go for a post-coma treat!
2> For less than $500, you can get Hootie and the Blowfish or Boyz II Men to play at your party!

 and Topfive.com's Number 1 Biggest Surprise Upon Awakening From a 10-Year Coma...

 1> Finding out you have a son in kindergarten.

via Topfive.com