From Top Five
- 14> Loading Santa's Sleigh
- 13> Dropping Toys Down the Chimney
- 12> Stuffing the Intestinal Stocking
- 11> Opening an Account With E.F. Glutton
- 10> Getting Stockingfaced
- 9> Fueling the Mother of All Yule Logs
- 8> Dreaming of a Wide Christmas
- 7> Becoming a Macy's Float
- 6> Circuit-Training the Ol' Sansabelt Muscles
- 5> Digest Ye Sedentary Gentlemen
- 4> Getting on Jenny Craig's "Naughty" List
- 3> Not Letting the Nutritionists Win
- 2> Uploading to Napster
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Euphemism for Holiday Overeating...
1> Providing Shade for the Ol' Yule Log
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