Monday, February 20, 2006

Little Nancy

Girl digLittle Nancy was in the garden filling a hole when the neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you up to Nancy?"
"My goldfish died", replied little Nancy tearfully without looking up, "...and I've just buried him."
The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Little Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your f*#king cat!"

Thanks Phyllis

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