Smart Momma

Mrs. Geroldi comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner…  who lives with a female roommate Maria…  During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was.  She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.  Reading his moms thoughts, Anthony volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.  You don't suppose she took it, do you?  “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll e-mail her, just to be sure.”  So he sat down and wrote;

Dear Momma,
I’m not saying that you did take the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not saying that you did not
take it.  But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
Anthony

Several days later, Anthony received a response e-mail from his Momma which read……

.Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with Maria, and I’m not saying that you do not sleep with her. 
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the
sugar bowl under the pillow by now.

Love,
Momma.

via