Hotel check-out

A woman rushes into the lobby of a large hotel and sprints up to the reception desk. Seeing that the only member of staff is talking on the phone, she hammers on the bell for service. The man at the desk slowly puts down the phone. Yes? he says, annoyed. Excuse me, says the woman, I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?
The clerk stares at her for a second and looks her up and down. Not bad, he smiles. Not bad at all.

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