Monday, September 25, 2006

Jesus image found in dog's butt

DogbuttjesusAngus MacDougall is a three-year-old terrier mix that has recently been blessed with the revered and holy image of Jesus Christ on his hindquarters. Is this manifestation of The Prince of Peace a coincidence or a bona fide miracle?  One thing is for certain, this apparition of the Son of God is sure to inspire controversy. Not much if any true scientific or theological inquiry has been made into the nature of this sign to date, but "seeing is believing" as little Angus' terrier-tush is obviously marked by the likeness of Christ.

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WallFlower said...

sigfpe,

agreed.

:D

Tips dog said...

is not funny

? said...

I laughed so hard I cried. I GET the joke. What surprised me was the outpouring of atheists who are so hateful and are as obnoxious as regligious zealots. Whether you are a religious zealot, or a fanatical atheist, you are the SAME THING. Someone trying to force your beliefs down others' throats. And this was just a joke. Get over yourselves you close minded idiots of any sort.

Anonymous said...

Me thinks someone needs to get a life!!!

Anonymous said...

''Holy Shit''

Anonymous said...

haha! thats crazy, i felt a bit akward when i realized that iv been staring a dogs anus for 5 min

Pieter said...

I BELIEVE!!! HALLELUJAH!!!
I DO DECLARE.... I BELIEVE...

HEY... I think our Lord has a flee. Did you see that?

IT'S A DOG-GONE MIRACLE!!!

Let me kiss the Lord..... MMWHUAH!!!

Anonymous said...

hey, we're talking Jesus here, can we PLEASE post a hi-res JPG instead of a GIF, btw-anyone who falls for the photoshop angle is drifting into Satan's grasp

Benjamin said...

I love the Internet. It gives every coward with a keyboard the opportunity to flame other cultures with absolutely no consequence. Such a sad judgmental and spiteful world we live in.

just some guy said...

haaaa hahaha come on thats funny man i dont care if your a believer or nott. gottaaa love the hate

The Toecutter said...

I wonder how Jesus likes it when his face gets rubbed across the lawn or carpet....

loktie said...

omg, its funny)

Anonymous said...

I know someone who got excited by seeing the Lord in a tortilla. As the dog is God's natural creation, I don't see any reason not to rejoice in His image wherever it may appear. (Until, that is, a tapeworm writhes out of the face....)

Schuch said...

Fuking Jesus!

Jorge said...

I'm just curious why somebody would stare at their dog's butt for so long as to see the son of God appear and then make the dog pose for a picture. I'm sure I have better things to do and better jokes to have.

Crange said...

There was a fellow one time who, when he returned from the village on his bike, forgot to take the surloin stake from the bike's carrier. His dog found the plastic bag and duly swallowed it. A couple of days later the man noticed that his dog was 'in distress'. Apparently, the handles of the plastic bag were protruding from his dog's hole with the first name of the butcher just visible. Because the stake wasn't properly digested, it was approaching the dog's hole at right angles which meant that no matter what 'forcing' the dog could muster, the surname of the butcher wouldn't appear.
The owner of the dog had only one option. So, he took the dog by his two front paws, put his foot on the handles of the carrier bag and pulled. In the struggle, he swore that the dog said: Oh! Jesus!
I know that if it was me, I would immediately have become a Catholic!

Anonymous said...

that gave me a boner!

Anonymous said...

yo are idiot or stupid, i don´t know, maybe you are sick, down sindrome?
It´s possible view your face too in the dog butt.

Anonymous said...

GOD is DOG spelled backwards. Or the other way around....

grow talle for idiots said...

that will pissof the Pope for sure

Anonymous said...

behold! ye butte!

Anonymous said...

For everyone getting their panties in a wad over this settle down. Be rational about this. People think they find the image of Jesus in everything else why can't it be a dog's butt? This is humor. It's making fun of everyone for thinking they know what Jesus looked like if there was anyone named Jesus. So take it rationally as a joke. Ha ha

Anonymous said...

That's why dogs are so loyal and great pets, believers + nonbelievers! It's the closest a mortal will ever get to having "god" by his/her side, by having a dog with him/her. We'll all find out the truth after we die anyway, so just believe what you want now+let others do the same!

Anonymous said...

hey Guys please !!!! first of all there is no proof that Jesus existed, even if that was ever proven, we dont even know how he looked like, and if we did, that image there looks very european to me... how about looking a little more middle eastern from 2000 years ago? hahaha if jesus were true (which he definetly isnt) he would be really pushing it this time, appear in a dog´s butt just to make the news!! haha cool

Anonymous said...

as a christian, I am fully aware of Christ thought of idolatry. It always struck me as weird that even the churches I have attended throughout my life that Christ Himself was turned into millions of paintings and statues for us to direct our worship. Kinda goes against what he would want, right?

that all said, I find ANY humor in that direction refreshing and good.

my faith is based on what Christ said and did, not what a Pope or Church tells me he did.

Anonymous said...

that is funny. nuff said.

Anonymous said...

luk making fun of jesus is not gud stop doing this right now or god will punish you one day he is coming soon

Anonymous said...

Haha :)

Takes the term "headbutt" to a new level.

anup said...

Amazing!!. Have not you tried your self for such picture in your own butt?. Might have chances to find some.

Anonymous said...

Angus MacDougall? uh, no. this is my dog. her name is Mouse and this was taken by my uncle when he tried to take a picture of her face and she turned around. why lie?

amoeba said...

Who believes this crap?

Anonymous said...

Someone into bestiality would like to facefuck jesus.

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