1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female - Any part under a car's hood.
Male - The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female - Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another
Male - Playing hockey without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female - The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner
Male - Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
Female - A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male - Trying not to pick up another woman while out with one's girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female - A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male - Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female - An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male - A source of entertainment, self expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female - The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male - Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having sex.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female - A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male - A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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