An American Indian named Longbow walks into the General Store at the reservation looking for toilet paper.
The clerk says "We have three kinds; Charmin for $1 a roll, Cottonelle for $.85 and a generic TP for $.25. Longbow asks him "What's generic?"
The clerk tells him it means it has no name, so Longbow buys the generic brand and leaves. Longbow comes back to the General Store a week later and says to the clerk "I have named the toilet paper John Wayne."
The clerk asks 'Why John Wayne?" Longbow answers "Because it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take any crap off of Indians."
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