Monday, May 14, 2007

Happy Birthday George

309_con_george2George Carlin turned 70 Saturday.   Here are a few quotes from 
101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes:



  • Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

  • Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

  • The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

  • I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

  • So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family.

  • Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

  • In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.

  • The future will soon be a thing of the past.

  • “No comment” is a comment.

  • So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.

  • The complete list


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