Monday, May 14, 2007

Top 10 Things Heard at the Office That Sound Dirty, But Aren’t

10. I need to whip it out by 5.



  • 9. Mind if I use your laptop?

  • 8. Just stick it in my box.

  • 7. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag!

  • 6. I want it on my desk, NOW!

  • 5. HMMMMM, I think it’s out of fluid!

  • 4 My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

  • 3. It’s an entry level position.

  • 2. When do you think you’ll be getting off today?

  • 1. It’s not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there! 

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