Sunday, May 27, 2007

Shh!

He was known for hardly ever attending church, so the next time the pastor saw him, he told him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
Answered he: "I am already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Asked the pastor: "So how come I never see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back: "I am in the Secret Service."


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