God and Science

One day some scientists got together and decided that, what with cloning and other miraculous things, Man had come so far that He no longer needed God. One scientist was chosen to give God the news. God listened very patiently and kindly to the scientist, and after she was done talking, God suggested, "Very well, then how about if you show me how you can make Man, just like I did back in the days of Adam."
To which the scientist replied, "Sure thing!" and stooped for a handful of dirt.
God only looked at her and sighed: "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt."

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