Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Top 10 reasons why I, Homer Simpson, should be the next president


  • 222px-Homer_Simpson_200610. I'm smarter than the last guy

  • 9. With an oval office, I can't bump into anything

  • 8. Fox News is already on my side

  • 7. I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job

  • 6. I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions

  • 5. I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts

  • 4. I will be the Secretary of Donuts

  • 3. My middle name isn't Hussein... anymore

  • 2. My vice president will be Mayor McCheese

  • 1. Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in

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