- 10. I'm smarter than the last guy
- 9. With an oval office, I can't bump into anything
- 8. Fox News is already on my side
- 7. I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job
- 6. I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions
- 5. I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts
- 4. I will be the Secretary of Donuts
- 3. My middle name isn't Hussein... anymore
- 2. My vice president will be Mayor McCheese
- 1. Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Top 10 reasons why I, Homer Simpson, should be the next president
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