Thursday, August 23, 2007

Beloit College Mindset List 2007

From Beloit College, where they do this every year. This will make you feel old, even if you aren’t.

Most of the students entering College this fall, members of the Class of 2011, were born in 1989. For them, Alvin Ailey, Andrei Sakharov, Huey Newton, Emperor Hirohito, Ted Bundy, Abbie Hoffman, and Don the Beachcomber have always been dead.

1. What Berlin wall?  

2. Humvees, minus the artillery, have always been available to the public.  

3. Rush Limbaugh and the “Dittoheads” have always been lambasting liberals.  

4. They never “rolled down” a car window.  

5. Michael Moore has always been angry and funny.  

6. They may confuse the Keating Five with a rock group.  

7. They have grown up with bottled water.  

8. General Motors has always been working on an electric car.  

9. Nelson Mandela has always been free and a force in South Africa. 

10. Pete Rose has never played baseball. 

11. Rap music has always been mainstream. 

12. Religious leaders have always been telling politicians what to do, or else! 

13. “Off the hook” has never had anything to do with a telephone. 

14. Music has always been “unplugged.” 

15. Russia has always had a multi-party political system. 

16. Women have always been police chiefs in major cities. 

17. They were born the year Harvard Law Review Editor Barack Obama announced he might run for office some day. 

18. The NBA season has always gone on and on and on and on. 

19. Classmates could include Michelle Wie, Jordin Sparks, and Bart Simpson. 

20. Half of them may have been members of the Baby-sitters Club. 

21. Eastern Airlines has never “earned their wings” in their lifetime. 

22. No one has ever been able to sit down comfortably to a meal of “liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.” 

23. Wal-Mart has always been a larger retailer than Sears and has always employed more workers than GM. 

24. Being “lame” has to do with being dumb or inarticulate, not disabled.

25. Wolf Blitzer has always been serving up the news on CNN. 

26. Katie Couric has always had screen cred. 

27. Al Gore has always been running for president or thinking about it. 

28. They never found a prize in a Coca-Cola “MagiCan.” 

29. They were too young to understand Judas Priest’s subliminal messages. 

30. When all else fails, the Prozac defense has always been a possibility. 

31. Multigrain chips have always provided healthful junk food. 

32. They grew up in Wayne’s World. 

33. U2 has always been more than a spy plane. 

34. They were introduced to Jack Nicholson as “The Joker.” 

35. Stadiums, rock tours and sporting events have always had corporate names. 

36. American rock groups have always appeared in Moscow. 

37. Commercial product placements have been the norm in films and on TV. 

38. On Parents’ Day on campus, their folks could be mixing it up with Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz with daughter Zöe, or Kathie Lee and Frank Gifford with son Cody. 

39. Fox has always been a major network. 

I feel so old…. via

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