These were supposedly actually printed in 2007. I can believe it.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
Thanks Joe P
2 comments:
I don't mean to be too critical. But do you ever bother to Google? If you try your favorite one, for example, there are claims that this was "actually printed" in 2000, 2002, 2004 . . . Maybe.
Anonymous,
I Google all the time. But I don't Google about every post. I don't have time to "verify" the posts. I'm just shooting for the humor in most things. I don't think it's too important whether or not the date is correct (though it's always better if it is), or even if they are actual printed headlines.... I just look for the humor in them. If they make me chuckle then I'll probably use them. I know the jokes are just jokes...so maybe the "headlines" are just jokes too.
I took the date reference out of the post since I now know it's not accurate.
If I spend a lot of time verifying every little thing I post there would only be a few posts per day. I think (hope actually) that most people would rather see more posts.
I don't purport anything seen here to be completely accurate and/or honest. Besides, I have you guys to let me know when somthing is amiss. And I appreciate that.
Jonco
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